UME 2014 EXAMINATION.
Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (Answer all questions, questions carry
equal marks)
1a) How many chibok girls were kidnapped? and
state d reason for their kidnap(20marks)
1B-) The question “Na only you waka come was
said by who and to who? Why dis xclamation
“chai there‘s is God oo!(15marks)
2a. What are the names of the two people holding
hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?(10
marks)
2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the
past tense of Make ?(10marks)
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest
number of ladies using blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook,
who sent the friend request and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the
cost of moi ?
SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each)
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls,
who likes money more?
2. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed
speech in a national conference, how many days
will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on
the same occasion? Assuming the polarity of the
audience is kept constant.
SECTION C (Answer 2)
1) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At
The Top' (15 Marks)
2) What's the name of the lady that use to say
"please enter your secret number" at the ATM # nsl
center of the banks. State reasons why she was
chosen and explain too (20 Marks)
NO SIDE TALK........................ Remember , No
cheating...: